Visitors, The

By: Ms. Bea Haven
In-House Review - Aug 09 2006

Combine a big budget, an ambitious director and a selection of hot porno chicks and you'd be lucky to come up with something as good as the Visitors. If you've been a fan long enough (and you've read all my reviews, haven't you??), you'll know my love of a scary/suspenseful porno (i.e. Eye of the Beholder!). They're so rarely done correctly. And the best part of Michael Raven's Visitors is that he didn't try to squeeze the sex in... it naturally fits into the story.

The Visitors takes place in a small country town (I grew up in one of those, so glad I escaped... but back to the point)... where do you get it on with your boyfriend in a small town? Outside, that's where. The first scene is between Kirsten Price (in pigtails!!) and Barrett Blade in the bed of his pick-up truck. Barrett loses his load on Kirsten's belly before the couples' ill-fated end.

And when Keri Sable and friends (Cassie Courtland, Avena Lee, Eva Angelina and boyfriends) trek off into the woods for a little party you know two things are coming... some hot scenes and more abductions. First up Avena Lee and Eric Masterson go for a "walk" to an old abandoned train, Cassie gives her man a blowjob/handjob and Keri Sable gets fucked on the tailgate of her boyfriend's truck. None of the friends are lucky enough to make it out of the woods... and poor Eva doesn't even get laid first.

Back at home, Keri's sister (Kimberly Kane) is waiting up for her sister when she's surprised by her boyfriend's early return (Evan Stone). They actually have my favorite scene of the movie. It's passionate and intense, like a couple would be if they hadn't seen each other for a while. And just when you think, hey... where's the alien probing... Kimberly is . There's a short scene with Kimberly on a glass table, legs spread... alien probing her open slit. Nice work.

I won't tell you if the Visitors has a happy ending or not, you'll have to see for yourself. But what I will tell you is that Wicked jammed packed the second disc with a butt load of extras. Incident at Desert City is a 24 minute look behind-the-scenes and there's also a short featurette on how the special effects were created and how the location was found. There's eyewitness sketches of the aliens, an interview with Michael Raven ? it's like a mainstream movie but with naughty stuff too! Like two bonus sex scenes... one featuring Kimberly Kane and Eric Masterson from All About Keri and the other one featuring Kirsten Price and Keri Sable from But I'm With the Band. There's a toy molding of Kirsten Price, a photo shoot type segment, and a trivia game to unlock a bonus blowjob by Kirsten Price.

There's still more... deleted scenes/bloopers, footage of alien cloud formations, photo galleries... I mean Wicked went all out here, and there's plenty to keep your naughty little hands busy!