Whack Jobs 2

By: Spock BUCKTON
In-House Review - Jan 22 2008

Remember back in Junior High when handjobs were all the rage? Well Spock Buckton's got some news for you fuckers - handjobs are coming back in style! Although, I was really into this flick, I gotta say it fuckin' pissed me off. But you wanna know something? Being pissed off turns me the fuck on, fuckaz! The whole time I was probin' my bone to this flick I just kept saying to myself - "Put it in your fucking mouth!" or "Mouth that shit up"... or something along those lines. But they won't do it! When they say "all handjobs", they fucking mean it (except for the occasional foot job, tit fuck and an "ass job" from Sasha Grey). A couple of these gooze-bags tease you like they're gonna put it down their throat but they never do. Just like a woman... am I right, fellas? (high five - burp - low five) So, there I am, jerkin' my pud and getting more and more pissed off. Finally, I had to give up and cruise the streets for some no-toothed whores. Now the question is - Did the porn do it's job? Fuck yes it did! This shit got me so pissed off that I had to go out and get a real, flesh-and- slut to finish me off. Problem was, I accidentally picked up a hooker who wasn't on meth. I don't know if you pick up hookers a lot but a non-methed-up hooker is like drinking a non-alcoholic brew. What's the fucking point? But did I give up there? Fuck you for even asking that question! I just took the slag back to my pad, popped on Whack Jobs 2 and told her - "Just do what those slags are doing but with more MOUTH!" Boy, did she... and then some! We're getting married next week. Anyway, I would give this one 4 stars but there's a few really ugly chicks in it. But the cool thing is that eventually they get cum on their faces thus turning them from ugly to AWESOME!