Novice Teens (4-Pack)

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In-House Review - Jul 06 2005

Yet another entry in straight guy masturbation territory produced by Body
Shoppe with insubstantial direction by mono-named Brandon and none other than Mr. McFeely, er, Don Ross himself. The first and most dull session, starring Skylar, Shawn, and Ricky, is filmed in and around some woods, with Ross having the guys stand and cum in swamp water. Cum and swamp water don't exactly turn me on. The trio's equipment runs large, larger, and largest. Then there's Flame, a tall, waifish redhead, and Rebel, a strapping buck ludicrously dressed in cowboy hat and yee-haw belt. The two are featured in the video's funniest scene: Rebel shows off his ass and poses for the camera while Flame nonchalantly whacks off to straight porn in the background. Rebel looks more comfortable in an Express than an actual ranch. Other straight-and-willing young lads include Nick (totally shaven) the skater, Kai the Marine, Quinn the dude, and "Good Buddy Sex" couple Lee and Jerry, two surfers friends. Monkey gets a few extra points for Jerry's participation in sucking Lee's thick dick and Lee seems to enjoy every minute. What I tend to dislike about Body Shoppe's jerk-off videos is the way the guys look directly into the camera (obviously a silly advance made my Ross), creating a "What are you looking at?" atmosphere. Plus, the slack in any kind of effort by the models themselves plunges the production into mediocrity, and let's not forget Ross' uninspired dialogue and remarks of the meat on display. Spankin' the Monkey 3 is only for the horniest of horndogs and works best when pretending Ross is miles away. For those of you used to sleek and professional videos, Spankin' the Monkey 3's many pimply asses might be a turn-off. -Jack Rabbit