Debbie Does Dallas

By: Lily Drew
In-House Review - Sep 09 2014

Debbie Does Dallas is one of my favorite movies in general, porn or not-porn. There's a wholesomeness that permeates the whole thing, despite all its sexual deviancy, and that for me is one of the hottest combinations on earth. This film is like an Archie comic came to life in porn form (am I the only one who would be thrilled by that?).

In addition to being perhaps the most well-known pornographic title of all time, Debbie Does Dallas is important for its part in the cultural milieu ? and because it's a porn done extremely well by any standards. The plot buoys up classic Americana fantasies and the accompanying sexual exploits accompanying are top, top-notch.

The premise is this: young Debbie shows some real promise as a high school cheerleader, and gets invited to Dallas to try out for the big leagues. She and her squadmates vow to go with her ? but they don't have the money! Each gal gets herself a job but finds they're not quite cutting it. Then they realize what a goldmine each of their pervy horndog bosses can be.

Cue salacious lines being crossed all over town as the girls get the gents wise to their plan. In an effort to keep their virginal natures intact, many of the gals take their newly learned skills (thanks to an experienced girl and banana) and send their boss, teacher, or neighbor flying to expertly fellated heights. I basically wanted to take some notes when Georgette Saunders got to it in the library.

There's much beyond the blowjob as well. In a super hot carwash-cum-threesome, Jenny Cole partakes in avant garde anal (in 1978?!) before the wife gets home. And in the seminal scene, Debby and sporting good store owner Mr. Greenfield bring football star fantasies throbbing into reality.

So yes, I love this movie. It's cute, it's hot, and because I'm a freak I get off on the plot element of high school perversion. Overall though, Debbie Does Dallas proves that amazing body-loving is truly timeless. I think everyone could benefit from doing Dallas too.

By: Cherry Honeywell
In-House Review - Nov 02 2004

Debbie Does Dallas is a must-see 70s classic porno with a story just as entertaining as Barbara Broadcast, Sex World, or Defiance. Bambi Woods is Debbie, captain of her cheerleading squad and recent winner of a trip to Texas to be a "Texas Cowgirl" cheerleader. With only two weeks until the big trip, the task of raising the money to get there seems nearly impossible until Debbie and her teammates unite and get after-school jobs to cover the cost. However, when the girls meet three days later and count their meager earnings, they realize they'll have to do a lot more than just wash cars or file books to foot the bill. When Debbie arrives with a wad of cash, the girls inquire where the money came from. She enthusiastically recounts how her boss paid her to let him suck her tits and then gives her teammates a brief "how to" pep talk.
And so the girls return to their jobs, ready to do whoever it takes to make the dough. But Roberta (Misty Winter) and Pat (Kasey Rodgers) linger in the locker room shower before leaving for work. In come their boyfriends begging for some action before the girls get too busy to see them. Thus begins the first (and by far the hottest) scene of the movie: there's some sexy soapy foreplay before a steamy episode of cock-sucking and then Roberta and her guy get down to a few "floor exercises" with some wet hot cowboy, doggy and missionary sex. Although the majority of screen time is devoted to those two, the shots are well-framed, so we don't miss a minute of the action, especially not the slippery guy-girl-guy threesome which ends the scene.
There are six additional scenes of the girls' sex-for-money antics and each one has something (or someone) worthwhile in it to keep us there. Roberta appears again in Scene 2 when her bosses, Mr. & Mrs. Hardwick (Eric Edwards & Robyn Byrd) strip and seduce her. Unfortunately, the camera work leaves something to be desired-mainly, more pussy, cock, or fucking and fewer facial close-ups. The highlight of the girl-guy-girl setup in Scene 3 is some brief anal, while the best part of Scene 4 is the ferocious way Donna (Merril Townsend) devours her boyfriend's cock like a ravenous animal. Except for hot little Lisa (Georgette Sanders), scenes 5 & 6 are pretty limp with less than 5 seconds of fuck footage and way too much time devoted to sloppy, ineffectual BJs. The last scene is Debbie's, and while it's the second best of the bunch, I'll also say it's a shame she doesn't have a more competent sex partner than Richard Balla, who plays her boss, Mr. Greenfeld. Despite these weak points, Debbie Does Dallas delivers the goods and true fans of classic porn won't be disappointed. - Cherry Honeywell