Just Getting Bi

By: buddhawannabe

"Situation porn" adds to the pleasure of watching beautiful bodies interact, by providing back-story that can enhance fantasies, and Bi-Phoria has been providing it. 1) An upscale couple of Santa Barbarians (Athena Rayne and Jonah Marx) find on their front lawn a half-naked young man (Michael DelRay), still dazed from the previous night's carousing. The half that's naked is the half that gives the couple essential information about Michael's potential (i.e., he's hung), and when Athena and Jonah propose a threesome, it's full speed ahead. In "Wanna Fuck My Wife Gotta Fuck Me Too 7," Jonah was the humble employee who obediently serviced the boss AND the boss's wife (constantly referring to them as 'Mr. Thorne' and 'Mrs. Thorne' even while fucking them); here he's equally believable as the upper-class guy who wouldn't socialize with such riffraff as Michael but is more than willing to do him and get done by him. This first episode has more man-on-man than the other two, if that's your pleasure. 2) Wolf Hudson is the movie producer whose director (Pierce Paris) and star (Liv Revamped) are having a spat; Wolf teaches them how to 'work together,' for instance on Wolf's cock. Pierce starts out playing a whiny diva but it doesn't work, to the point that we hear the off-screen voice of the director telling them to do it all over again; an interesting moment, though not erotic, at least not for me. The camera concentrates mostly on Liv, or on Liv and one of the guys as they 'work together' on the other guy's cock; towards the end of the scene Wolf gives Pierce a good hard fucking, but for the last part of it, all we see is Pierce's foot sticking up into the space between Liv's face and Wolf's. Wolf doesn't have a 'porn star' body but he has a long hard cock; Pierce's body is nicer and his cock is even longer but he doesn't get it completely hard, though it provides a lot of slurpy fun; Liv does a convincing job as the equally diva-ish actress and her body is nicely compact. 3) It starts with Dale Savage giving his next-door neighbor Dante Colle a poolside massage; Dante's wife (Kasey Miller) shows up but what she sees seems not to upset her, quite the contrary, and soon, in one of the hottest beginnings to a bi scene ever, Dale is seated between them, massaging one naked, sweaty rump with each hand. When they go inside, things become a bit more ordinary and again, more focused on Kasey, but we've seen both Dale and Dante in plenty of gay porn already (though not, that I can recall, the two of them together). I'll be coming back for the interesting personalities and 'characters,' though the sex-as-sex is everything it should be. Liv Aguilera is in the cast list but not, as far as I can tell, in the movie; am I missing something?