Cristal (Pornochic 3)

By: Cherry Honeywell
In-House Review - Mar 25 2005

Wicked Pictures' Pornochic 3 claims to be "an upscale look at the hardcore side of Europe." After Scene 1, I was kinda confused by what constitutes "upscale" in Europe: a young woman and man drive into an abandoned auto repair shop and start making out on the front seat of their car while a mechanic looks on hungrily from the shadows. What?! A car make-out scene?! How utterly high school. Fortunately, the scene is so sexy that I soon forgot the tagline and just went with it. And the rest of the movie does indeed portray the games that "high(er) society" plays (including a boardroom seduction scene in which three female execs come on to their male co-worker and an eight-person orgy in and around a limo). I didn't recognize any of the euro actors or actresses in Pornochic 3, but the headliners (Cristal, Daniella Schiffer and Jane Darling) are all sizzling femme fatales.
It's a good thing the girls are hot because the sex acts aren't anything crazy; just your typical garden variety: lots of BJs, some girl-girl fingering and kissing, a few hand jobs, plenty of pussy sex in different positions and some brief anal. The best ass-fucking moment is in Scene 5; it's quite a delightful surprise after a rather tame fifteen minute romp around the bedroom. The four men, four women orgy also provides a nice change of pace although there are too many group shots for my liking; I'd rather have seen more close-ups of the action. One last thing: I feel it necessary to warn those of you who want nothing to do with dude-on-dude action to avoid the final scene. Although the crux of the scene is a woman and her man screwing around at a gay bar, there are more than a few men kissing and groping each other throughout.
In short, Pornochic 3 is an average adult film which is made slightly better by the hot European girls involved. If you're squeamish about guy-guy affection, skip the last scene (it's nothing special anyway). As short as the film is (just 92 minutes), Pornochic's most likely got something that will satisfy your desires.