Love Always

By: Spock BUCKTON
In-House Review - Sep 25 2007

Wicked Pictures is really good at what they call "Couples Porn". You know, the kind of filth you can watch with your fuckin' wife and then trick her in to takin' one in the cornhole. Now, Spock Buckton don't really do "couples"... unless your talkin' about whackin' back a couple o' brews... but something told me this kinda shit might be useful to me someday.

This one's all about one of my heroes, a kick-ass dude named Randy Spears. I'm sure his character has a different name than Randy Spears in the actual movie but I could give a fuck about that. The point is, Randy Spears is a married dude but he doesn't let that control what his cock fucks. This one starts off with him slipping the high, hard one to jessica drake (his mistress) while she's bathing. Right off the bat, Spears is letting her know - scrub all you want, baby, but you'll never be able to wash this dick off of you. After that he goes home to his boring wife, Julia Ann. Rather than giving her cooze what for, he decides to just have a dream about how awesome it used to be when he could fuck her like a cool guy. Now she's all puffy and used-up and who needs that?! In the morning, some other stuff happens so the Spearsinator goes for a run to clear his head, but ends up having a heart attack! Whoa, Spearsy! We got 3 words for you - TOO MUCH FUCKIN'!

The rest of the movie kinda sucks dick because Randy Spears is in a coma and there's a bunch of talk about feelings and shit, but that's kind of besides the point. The main point here, is this is the kind of movie that you watch with a chick in order to make her spread her beave for you. PERIOD.

I tried it the other night, with sexy results. There's this chick who's butthole I've been tryin' to spread for eons but I could never get her to come back to my lair. The other night I called her up and told her that I got a bootleg copy of that shitty License to Wed movie and she should get her ass over to club Spock before I decide to use it as a meth tray. The next thing I know, she's on my couch and I pop in Love Always.

"Let's warm up with this one," I say. "It's a woman movie."

Her panties are gettin' wet, Spock can smell it.

"Yeah, whatever," she replied. "I don't have to work tomorrow."

"I do," I think to myself. "I gotta work on getting your pussy stains off my sheets."

I could tell you how the rest of the night went, but Spock Buckton don't fuck and tell. Just let it be known that one of us had about 3 orgasms and his name was Spock.

Oh, and Meat Ball was in the closet the whole fuckin' time!

SPOCK, OUT!