Two Tigers

By: Rick Stanko
In-House Review - Oct 29 2008

There's some action (kung fu and gunplay) and a lot of gratuitous sex and titties, but the heart of this trashy erotic thriller is a homance (as in a bromance, but for chicks). The Two Tigers of the title are Hungarian hottie Andrea Osvart and blazin' Asian beauty Selena Khoo. Osvart's a hitwoman and Khoo's a hooker, but they're really just looking for a friend. Don't get us wrong, Sex and the City this is not. Both hotties get down with dudes a bunch of times and have some amazing lingerie/thong moments as well as some great shots of their boobs during cowgirl sex, showers and, most amazingly of all, when Khoo plunges a sword into her asshole boyfriend's heart while she's fucking him handcuffed, an act which leaves her fabulous tits slick with crimson . Frankly, the dialoge and the line delivery aren't going to get anyone involved taken seriously as an artist, but its trashiness made us like it better. It's all fun: babes showing their hooters, doing kung fu, wearing thongs and shooting people. Definitely a fucking awesome time.