Sexy Timetrip Ninjas

Two rival ninjas from the 17th century accidentally time travel to the 1980s Tokyo and continue their hunt for a vast treasure, all while getting down for some filthy, filthy sexification in Sexy Timetrip Ninjas.

It's kind of amazing how the sexiness in Sexy Timetrip Ninjas creeps up on you. Sure, most viewers will initially be enthralled by the ridiculous premise (two rival ninjas, one man and one woman, get sucked up into a time warp in the 17th century and wind up in 1980s Tokyo) to notice that the moaning, fucking, titties, voyeurism, and amazing asses have suddenly put you in a turned-on tizzy - leaving you squirming in your seat and thinking about how soon it can be before you can strip off your clothes and do some manual relieving of all the sexification that this movie's made you undergo. But it'll happen. One minute, we were laughing at the dude ninja's new '80s tourist clothes, the next we were urgently trying to resist the urge to unzip and spank it while watching the hot lady ninja use her pussy tricks during her new (and short-lived) career as a hooker.

If you're looking for amazing action scenes amidst all the hotness, look elsewhere. There are action scenes, but as is usually the case with Pinku actioners, it's all pretty weak. What's not weak is all of the hot doggystyle sex, the hands, fingers and sex toys that all fondle and jabe visibly moistening vaginas over tight white panties, the jiggly tits and all of the other cock-enbloodening (yes we did just make that word up) nonsense that goes down.