Review by Mark Kernes - AVN
By: Mark Kernes - AVN
In-House Review - Dec 14 2011
First, we've got to give Digital Playground props for only releasing this 3D movie as a 3D movie on Blu-ray disc, with no anaglyph (red/blue glasses) or 2D versions, as most other 3D releases have included. It shows a faith in the 3D XXX artform that...
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First, we've got to give Digital Playground props for only releasing this 3D movie as a 3D movie on Blu-ray disc, with no anaglyph (red/blue glasses) or 2D versions, as most other 3D releases have included. It shows a faith in the 3D XXX artform that brings a tear to our eyes, since viewers will need to view the movie the way it was meant to be seen: on either a 3D TV or 3D monitor-and believe us, it's worth it!
There's not that much of a story: a porn producer (L.T.) and his driver (Chunk) are on their way to rendezvous with the producer's new girlfriend, and all of the sex scenes are flashbacks of, for instance, L.T. remembering his unfaithful former girlfriend, Kianna Dior, who has a hot session with Marco Banderas on the couch. The two bounce through both cowgirl positions, then switch to spoon until he gets off with a between-the-(ample)-tits rubdown-and L.T. walks in on them.
Next up, L.T. remembers another former girlfriend, wrestler Sienna West, and before you know it, we're watching her and Alyssa Reece tussling in the ring until Sienna breaks a nail and Alyssa sucks on the booboo to make it all better. Of course, one thing (kissing) leads to another (stripping and rubbing tits together), and soon it's all fingers and tongues and dildos, with Sienna getting off deliciously first, then turning her attention to Alyssa's pleasure ... with an even larger dildo.
Once L.T. and Chunk finally make it to the set, where L.T.'s going to somehow "revolutionize the porn industry," it turns out that yet another of L.T.'s ex-girlfriends, Madison Parker, has been cast as mechanic Anthony Rosano's love (or at least sex) interest. Anthony licks her on the hood of her classic Corvette, then after some hot b.j. turns her around for doggie, both cowgirl positions-the reverse turns anal quickly-and a ball-licking finale that brings him off on her face.
L.T.'s next flashback has nurse Jayden Jaymes ministering to the needs of Dr. Manuel Ferrara, and what they do on the exam table should require major sterilization afterward. It starts with pussy-licking and rimming, then proceeds to b.j., two sidesaddle positions, reverse cowgirl (shot from a low angle to increase the 3D effect), regular cowgirl and doggie before he creams her buttcheeks.
L.T.'s ex-wife London Keyes is up next, as L.T. remembers catching her in the basement sucking off caged studs Nick Manning and Tommy Gunn. Once she raises up her ass off the floor, though, Tommy's ready to penetrate her pussy as she continues to suck Nick, and in short order, the cages disappear as Nick fucks her missionarily in a studio chair (love her screams of enjoyment!), Tommy gets more doggie and she rides Nick's peg while sucking Tommy. The finale has London in the cage, being passed back and forth for hot doggie action until she jacks them both off on her face.
The finale is the first scene from L.T.'s porn movie, with Jenna Haze and Kenzie Marie as hot-pantsed prisoners and Evan Stone as their guard. Kenzie gives Jenna a good licking (the fun kind) on the cell's bench, then Evan enters and commands Jenna to do the same to Kenzie while he licks Jenna's pussy. Of course, it's not long before both gals are sucking him off and Jenna's performing her patented (we're sure) hip rotations on Evan's cock in a sort of upside-down piledriver position. Doggie on Jenna follows, sometimes while she licks Kenzie and sometimes not; then after a little reverse piledriver, Jenna relinquishes the cock to Kenzie, who fucks it sidesaddle and then mounts it in reverse cowgirl while Jenna licks his balls. Finally, it's Jenna on top for more bouncing and a bit more doggie before the inevitable double facial.
The 3D stereo is generally good, though the effect is lost in some of the close-ups, and sometimes the parallax doesn't allow the background to fuse in some shots. All in all, however, viewers will be well pleased with the overall depth of the movie, which greatly enhances the sex scenes and pushes Jailhouse Heat 3D to the Editor's Choice level.
