New York Bound

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In-House Review - Jan 23 2003

Good ol' trollrector Don Ross knows the way to a boy's heart: toys. But of course, we're not talking of the FAO Schwarz variety here. And in this often quite skanky vid a bunch of young straight (and, ahem, "straight") guys play with vacuum pumps, blow-up dolls, and dildos, in addition to themselves and (occasionally) each other. The first section, "Peter Pump Buddies," features a pair of blonde/redhead raver lads - Spider and Gremlin - being playfully harangued by Don and, of course, coerced into sordid acts. The lads lube up and offer commentary on a straight porn playing in the background, stroke, and fiddle about until Don opens the toychest. They refuse dildos, but accept pumps and pump away (although one can't manage a seal between device and skin). Unfortunately, those pumps didn't succeed in bringing the cum up very high, because their loads are barely existent. Trick two is a smooth piece of street trade whom lets Don grasp his hung and heavy dong with those bloated-as-if-fished-from-a-river mitts. The toy in question is a blow-up doll (in a football jersey it should be noted), which our boy clumsily attempts to poke before throwing in the towel and jerking off with legs up. The next scene boasts a pair of two smooth young guys. "You'll be lucky if the ol' hand doesn't get involved today," Don jibes playfully, self-aware of its creature-like qualities, and indeed he makes numerous, hopeful attempts. Surprisingly, the bigger and beefier guy has a thin and pretzel stickish dong, while the short one has a thick and urgent member. See: you can't judge a book by its cover! Pumps are the toys of choice, which is a more experimental than sexual process for them; at least this time the guys shoot visible loads. Our next subject, who looks disturbingly like Thom Yorke of Radiohead, keeps pretty quiet and even allows Don to handle the merchandise extensively, which he then offers a pump for. It's admittedly creepy to watch the guy suck his dick and balls into its clear plastic channel with no expression registering. (This vid's clearly not designed for hardcore, jaded fetishists.) A small load completes the scene, which is followed by a doll fuck featuring a white trashy, pimply-assed degenerate with a basketball. Beware: he lets Don touch away, he French kisses the doll, and he shoots a ghastly load of caramel/amber colored cum! Dear fucking God! The next scene is no less skanky as a whole, so let's disregard it, although at least its participants don't have any visible manifestations/symptoms/signals of disease or festering bodily horror, and there's guy-on-guy action. Overall, Stud Toys 2 is one of the skankiest Body Shoppe offerings, yet there's no denying it's a treasure chest of pleasures! -Flapjax