Pipedream Extreme Toyz: Fuck Me Silly Bubble Butt - Flesh

By: guitargod35

Let me clarify that you don't masturbate with this toy. you fuck it. identical to the curves of a real woman this looks and feels amazing. the price here at popcorn is great because other sites wanted $500-$800 which is not worth it but if you got an extra $350 def worth it. the downside to this is the anal entry is very similar to the vaginal entry. it totally takes away from the realism that theres no puckered tight asshole but the vagina feels awesome and it even gives some sucking action because the holes are closed up on the inside. next downside, cleaning it is a bitch, its heavy and it doesn't have any flushing mechanism. fill up the pussy or ass with a sink hose and watch it all shoot back out. otherwise this thing shakes like well-toned woman with a perfect ass. thanks pdx

By: naughtycam

I like the weight of this toy. It has an actual presence to it. It feels great to use. Worth every penny.

PROS:
* It is contoured very nicely. And as with all full hip toys, feels nice to have the feeling of something pressed up against you when using it.
* Both the vaginal and anal entries are textured nicely as well for added sensation. the Vaginal being more textured than the anal.
* Again the weight of the device gives it a presence that is appreciated when using it
* It is enjoyable when used in the doggie and missionary positions as well as side.
* Cleaning the openings is extremely easy since the anal and vaginal channels are connected. Simply running warm/hot water through one will flush it out of the other

CONS:
* The weight does make it a little cumbersome when moving it, especially for cleaning.
* Cleaning can be difficult unless you have a moderately sized sink or tub. Especially due to the weight of the toy and the fact that it is important to not submerge it due to ensuring the airflow hole in the front does not get submerged or get water in it. Since the airflow hole on the "front" is only for stability and would let water get to the foam core of the toy, which would ruin it.
* The toy is not as soft as I expected it to be. It does have a good amount of give when gripping it, it is not as pliable as I think I imagined it would be and would have liked.

NOTES/SUGGESTIONS:
It is a bit back-heavy as expected. So you may want to put a pillow or something under it to better position it when using it in the doggie position depending on your build/height.

I recommend giving it a good wash/rinse when first unboxing it. Mine was a bit tacky when first opened and held onto fabric lint. But was absolutely perfect once I gave it a good warm water rinse and dusted with the provided "Revive Powder".

On a side note, the provided "Revive Powder" seems to be little more than cornstarch. So it can be replaced with a simple trip to the grocery.

I would also recommend warming the toy before using for added enjoyment and sensation. It warms fairly quickly when using it just from body heat, but can be a little cold at first. a few minutes with a cloth covered heating pad set to med-low draped over or with a small heater fan pointed at it for a few minutes is more than enough as it retains heat fairly well. Just be sure not to over heat it, as again it does retain heat very well.

RATING:
8/10

The pros outweigh the cons. The cons are mostly to be expected from a toy of this size and weight, which are part of the reason one would buy it in the first place. The only significant issue I have is that it isn't as "squishy" or pliant as the videos seem to indicate it should be.

That asside, I was very satisfied with this purchase and would recommend it highly to anyone looking for a full hip device of this kind.