Camel Toe Perversions #2

By: Wet Cravin
In-House Review - Nov 23 2004

Panties tucked into pussy lips are prominently featured here. Actual cameltoes are not so frequently achieved, however. I'm also no too sure where the perversion part comes in. Sex on a couch with a mildly kinky or entertaining set up is all this feature has to offer. The sex isn't bad, but it ain't the best either. Jezebel Bond gets my vote for most boner-inducing scene. She's a skinny little tattooed cutie with short, dark hair. She doesn't do anything special, but she fucks well, and that's what we're all here to see, isn't it? The penis she's partnered with treats her pretty well, spraying a load all over her flat tummy about half way through the scene. Never fear, he jams his dripping prick back into the fray, or pussy, as the case may be. Next in line is a toss up between the lovely Nikki Loren and the ghetto fabulous Marie Luv. Nikki beats out starlet of the year Lauren Phoenix, in my opinion. They are both young voluptuaries, proudly wiggling their jiggly bits. Nikki has more up top and takes in the cock without so much screaming and yelling. Brandon Irons hunts her, wearing a funny hat a using some kind of weak accent. Marie is a tight-bodied piece of chocolate love with a wobbly ass. Her voice is rocked, but she gets into fucking and actually sports the best cameltoe out of the whole line up. When I say best, I should say she sports an actual cameltoe for more than a second without tons of effort. I think the joy of a cameltoe is spotting it, especially in public. The lady doesn't often know she's showing off her labia lines, so it's a voyeuristic delight. So yanking the panties this way and that in order to emphasize or even just achieve the cameltoe defeats the purpose. Lauren Phoenix has a most delicious ass, but she screams and yells the dumbest stuff, and it makes her sound ultra-fake. "You like when you're fucking that pussy" and "Fuck that ass like that" are just redundant. I wouldn't mind hearing some moaning and groaning, plain and simple. She's the only one of these beauties to take it up the dirt chute, though, and she spends a nice amount of time with it up there. The ass sex is pretty tasty, despite the moronic commentary. Aveena Lee has a putting practice set-up that goes on for too long. It has the potential to be sleazy and degrading in the way that thickens the cock, but it doesn't work because Aveena blows her lines. She doesn't have to say much, and with an inane set-up, who really wants to chat? The fucking makes up for it a little bit, but it's nothing special. Camel Toe Perversions 2 offers the slightest variation to the pre-fuck interview and foreplay. If that's all you need, then Smash Pictures is the new way. But it's still just couch-humping when you get down to it... - Wet Cravin