Cumstains 6

By: Madame Ovary

I thought cumstains were a bad thing. I spent a lonely weekend once at boy scout camp and my friends and I decided that it might be smart to bring adult materials on this outing to assure ourselves one of two possible outcomes. 1. My first circle jerk, guaranteeing an uncomfortable although hillarious opportunity to see if indeed I had as large of a penis as I thought I did...or 2. freedom from the depression that is always present when the baby glue is not released. I was pleasantly surprised and found 2 to be the actual outcome, don't get me wrond, my guy friends were kinda attractive, but cmon, a circle jerk?

Anyway, as this material was passed around and made use of by those who needed a release, we would often comment about the failure each of us experience in cleaning up said, "cumstains". This of course would be the ultimate embarrassing moment in school, yet her seemed remotely humorous and pretty awesome. I beleive Barry, my bunk mate attempted to taste his "stain" before being wrestled to the ground by my co-glandular marauders, but nonetheless, I felt a freedom from societal norms that gave me footing for this review.

CUMSTAINS IS HOT! I mean, cmon, look at the number of hot, delicious, sexy ladies on this dvd and you will agree that these girls would gladly assist you in making a cum stain and would not laugh at you for letting it go a week or two on the thigh of your jeans...ah, just like mom used to...