Best Movie Merkins

If you can't see the pussy the next best thing is the pussy patch, these fake furburgers are not hiding much! Beat around the bushes with the Best Movie Merkins playlist.

Heidi Klum lifts up her shirt to show her heart-shaped pubes in Blow Dry,

Kim Cattrall bares her real boobs but the bright orange pubes are a stunt bush in Sex and the City,

Alanna Ubach jumps up on a chair and hikes up her skirt to show a deep, dark, dense fake furburger in Waiting...,

Malin Akerman pulls down her pants to pee on Ben Stiller and out pops her pierced phony poon-pie in The Heartbreak Kid,

Patricia Arquette is camping nude but she's covered her lower lippage in faux hair in Human Nature,

Olivia Alaina May shows fake pubes and real butt when she takes an electric razor to her dense crotch thicket in 18 Year Old Virgin,

Terri Johnson wears a a fake muff for a commercial the she flips up her skirt afterwards to show shorn snatch in Video Vixens,

Anna Faris is in her bra and panties with a huge fake bush peeking out in Scary Movie,

Amy McGee flails in a window and shows off her fake hairpie in Feast II.