Opening Of Misty Beethoven, The

By: Wet Cravin
In-House Review - Oct 22 2004

Those who doubt classic porn because of its plot content take heed! Misty Beethoven is most certainly plot oriented, but also dripping with sex. The one and only Jamie Gillis heads up a tight cast with Constance Money as Misty, a woman who must learn to be sexy and to enjoy all the pleasures of sex. Gillis plays Seymour Love, an author and high society sex guru, who picks little Misty up in a Paris porno theater. She is a prostitute who only does it straight: no ass and no mouth. Taking her under his wing and putting her through rigorous training, the plan is for her to emerge a sexual social butterfly, completely uninhibited.
Of course, there is just a bit of drama along the way, but not without constant cock-sucking and tender flesh. Gillis's assistant is the beautiful Jaqueline Beaudant. Also thrown in the mix are Terry Hall as a 'training' assistant and Gloria Leonard as Gillis' high society nemesis' main squeeze. There are no drawbacks to this film, only golden age excellence. The sets are outstanding and designed exclusively for more fantastic fucking.
As I said, there is little break from the sex. Gillis has a maid that follows him around, sucking his cock. One of many highlights is Misty being trained to make three guys cum at once, using only her mouth and hands. Three lucky butlers line up for the triple blast-off as Misty primes their pumps and bathes in the spunk. Gillis and Hall have a sticky hot scene together, and visual aid for Misty, who is assigned to arouse and fuck an impotent man. Of course the dramatic finale of Dr. Seymour Love sinking his meat into his newest pupil's hot cunt is unrivalled.
The DVD is fantastic, including commentary by Gillis and Leonard. Any fan in need of porno take notice of this 85 minute erection-in-the-making and rejoice! - Wet Cravin