Insatiable Miss Alexis Texas, The

By: Iris Blocks - AVN
In-House Review - Jul 15 2013

One of porn's most impressive natural wonders-the bouncing booty belonging to one Alexis Texas-is the main attraction in this star showcase, and fans of gonzo, big butts and outdoor sex will find plenty of delights. Director Jules Jordan, the consummate ass man, approaches his subject with reverence and delivers five scenes with the curvy blonde, who's currently under contract with Adam & Eve Pictures.

Jordan brings out the best first, setting up Texas and voluptuous Jayden Jaymes in the infinity pool that fans of his work know and love. Shot in slow motion, they emerge from the pool. "You guys have some of the best asses in the business, and we're going to get them wet," Jordan proclaims. The two babes bounce on the edge of the pool, with snippets of slow-motion camerawork interspersed, the better to see the flesh rippling around their string bikinis. The tease is enough to raise a tentpole in Jordan's swim trunks, so the girls get to work, with Jaymes working his shaft while Texas juggles the balls. It's just the beginning of a sex scene that's filled with topnotch teamwork that fully exploits the possibilities of three-way sex-for example, when the two girls ride Jordan as if he were a tandem bike, with Alexis mounting his cock while Jaymes perches on his face, or when Jordan fucks Texas while they both lick away at Jaymes' pussy and asshole.

Two scenes with hired studs are visual treats as well. Texas teases in a stairwell, diffuse light glowing around her body, which is trussed up in a black one-piece with bands of elastic around the waist and lace at the bust and crotch. Then she poses on a bench in front of a floor-to-ceiling window, shot in black and white silhouette. When Michael Stefano enters, color reenters the scene. He buries his face in that famous ass before repeatedly plunging his dick in her pussy.

A scene with Voodoo begins playfully, with Texas complaining about "paparazzi" taking pictures of her. She takes her revenge on the cellphone-wielding stud, smothering him with her cheeks, which are wrapped in colorful striped pants.

The remaining two scenes are both with Jordan. The first changes up the tone; shot indoors, it starts with Texas stalking through the house wielding a crop. She comes upon Jordan cuffed with his arms over his head. Saying that he hasn't received permission to get an erection, she slaps him smartly on the bulge in his briefs, before proceeding to blindfold him, smack him on the nipples, shove his head in a hood, and drip hot wax on his chest. He's got to be set free to give her a proper fucking, but Jordan stays in sub mode throughout, thanking her at the end for letting him fuck her.

The final scene begins back out by that pool as his leading lady plays with a hose, putting it between her cheeks to create "the Alexis Texas sprinkler." Once she's all wet, she strips off a little white teddy to show off "that ass you like," telling Jordan, "Let's see how many licks it takes to get to the center of Miss Texas." As she smiles, he follows her indoors to find the delicious answer.