Adventures in San Diego

So I walked into my house one afternoon and my wife says to me, "Forget something?" I thought for a moment. "Holy shit," I exclaimed, "I left my load in San Diego!" The preceding is an anecdote which I'd expect to hear from Van Damage, after his raucous adventures in southern California. San Diego is arguably one of the most beautiful cities in the United States. There's a ton of money, palm trees, 365 days of sun, and most importantly, beautiful women! If you don't have the time, money, or inclination to get your ass to get down there, try tagging along with Van Damage as he sees the sights, spends the cash, and taps that ass in warm, sunny San Diego!