Teen America: Mission #12

By: Jean Scremer
In-House Review - Mar 14 2006

Here we have Jack and his trusty sound guy, Scott rallying together some nubile for various defilements. They seem to be "auditioning" some new talent for the chance at being a member of Teen America. Whatever, dudes. Why even bother with that minimal of a plot line? Why not just skip it and get right to duct taping some hot 19 year old tarts to playground equipment?
Well, a little back and forth warm up conversation takes place with the lithe Jamie Elle just before exactly that happens. The two waste no time in sodomizing the willing waif, and well who can blame them with an onion like hers. Splitting that thing down the middle definitely brought a tear to this guy's eye. In the next scenario, entitled 'The Candy Shop', Candy Manson- an incredibly hot, heavy hootered bleach blonde minx in a leather bra and fishnets is led around by a chain before she's put through the ringer. This girl's ample fake funbags are seriously impressive, and you'd kinda expect her to fuck like a champ... I mean, the girl is getting payed to fuck some
stranger on film; instead we get some 'slow and sexy' blowjob and a nominal amount of guttermouth. So dissapointing. I think my favorite part of the whole scene was noticing the dimples in her fake tits, from the overly tight bra. The following scene allows us the pleasure of watching some hick soundguy get a workout from a rather hot non-english speaking Latin chick. She's pretty hot in a blowjob in the back of the number 43 bus way, but not really anything superspecial- no anal, no throatfucking, no DP. Just some routine fucking and a run of the mill blowjob to facial at the finale. Now, I've dating girls who worked phone sex and internet porn services, and although they were hot, they definitely did not lounge around in red vinyl thigh high boots- unfortunately. So- bullshit scenario aside, this girl is porn star quality. She does 'phonesex' the entire time she gets the once over from the soundguy, Scott. The girls voice is so nasty it's amazing. She gives a great gagging BJ and her pert little all-natural tits are a treat to watch as she gets a doggystyle drilling. Scott then plops a pop shot right on her chin, the best one yet... as it dribbles down in
between her little mounds... One of my latest video crushes, Jenaveve is up next- and the brown-skinned bimbo works a pole like a pro and lets her stud lose a load on her
perfect little globes. I guess these guys guys are... funny? Overall, this one's just kind of standard fare. Listen dudes- once more, with feeling.