2012 TLA Raw Awards Winners

2012 TLA Awards

The polls have closed and the votes have been counted. It's with great excitement that we announce the winners of the 2012 TLA RAW AWARDS! Voting was close in many categories and honestly, every nominee was a winner in our book. However, the fans and customers have spoken.

BEST PORN MOVIE

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Poor Little Shyla

Who would have believed an all-girl movie about a young woman confined to leg braces and crutches would have risen to the top this year to be named Best Porn Movie? It's no surprise that a Girlfriends Films title would earn this honor, they are one of our customers most favorite studios. But to see our customers embrace a film about a disabled youngster losing her virginity to the popular girls in school and never really knowing if they are looking past her disabilities or pulling the ultimate sexual prank is...well, heart warming. And sexy as hell!

BEST PORN PARODY

Scooby-Doo: A XXX Parody Boxcover

Scooby-Doo: A XXX Parody

If you've happened to see the trailer to this porn parody then you probably already knew it was something special. Shot by Director Eddie Powell, his obvious love and devotion to the Scooby Doo mythos and characters (as well as rogues gallery) plays out in perfect harmony with the wistful, imaginative nature of the script. Humor tied to buck-wild hardcore sex is just what porn fans the world over were looking for and Scooby-Doo: A XXX Parody provided it by the bucket load. Besides, what else were you going to vote for? OMG... It's the Nanny XXX Parody?

BEST SEX COMEDY

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POPPORN's Man vs. Pussy

For the second year in a row our customers voted with clear and deliberate resolve to crown yet another POPPORN.com penned and directed film as the Best Sex Comedy. This time, coupled with true porn auteur Lee Roy Myers, a sexual game of challenge and reward is played out in front of the viewer. While this film, a true gem from 2011 didn't receive the fanfare it might have if released by a larger studio, those who have seen it have declared it a true vision and an unrequited love. Sexy, original and funny. What more did our customers want? Nothing.

BEST INTERNATIONAL PORN

Prague Boxcover

Prague

While most of our customers when asked couldn't find Prague on a map, that didn't stop them from toasting this all-girl fuck flick as Best International Porn. Unknown to most of the modern world, Prague is a breeding ground for delicious, sexually explosive lesbians and Girlfriends Films caught them in their natural habitat. Truly exquisite.

SICKEST PORN

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Massive Facials 4

While one might argue there were some adult titles that were far, "sicker" this year, the people have spoken. They declared in unison that seeing beautiful young ladies such as Lexi Belle, Holly Michaels and Jessie Andrews getting glazed with more cum than one might find in a "cum factory" is truly sick and, we can only assume, inspiring. Inspiring because these beautiful scenes of cummed up goodness clearly brought TLA's customers to their knees in weak kneed cum explosion after cum explosion. Besides, watching Holly Michaels deep throat every cock that made it even remotely close to her sucking maw was reason alone for this movie to win.s

FEMALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR

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Allie Haze

TLA RAW Award winner for Best New Starlet 2011, Allie Haze clearly has fans in TLA customers because this year, they bestowed upon her the most important award possible for any adult performer, Female Performer of the Year. Led by her dark, milk chocolate tinged nipples, it would be an understatement to say that this past year was a huge for Allie. Starring in nearly every porn movie filmed between July and October, Allie was also present at almost every adult industry event that occurred. There even some that didn't actually happen but Allie was there just in case they did. Now a Vivid contract star, we can only imagine how high this stunner's star will rise in the industry of holes and wangs.

HYPEST DICK OF THE YEAR

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James Deen

James Deen. His dick is hype.

STUDIO OF THE YEAR

Girlfriends Films

Girlfriends Films

Let it be known that this past year will go down as the year of the lesbians. Not because flannel and poor tips are back in style, but because Girlfriends Films scored more TLA RAW Awards than any other company in 2012. Fueled by their passion for beave on beave gash gnashing, Girlfriends Films has found a perfect niche in the adult industry by bringing fresh girls together for intimate, sexual portraits of which our customers can simply not get enough.

BEST FEMALE NEWCOMER

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Brooklyn Lee

How did Brooklyn Lee bring in the votes this year? Well, without being too crude, we're guessing that she did it with her ass. If you haven't glanced upon this luscious round thing, you should. Not only because it's fun to look at, but also because it will more than likely have a stiff dick sliding in and out of it, which is always a whole lot of fun to watch (and just might give you a boner). Our point: she's a damn champ at assfucking. More than that, Brooklyn's a girl who doesn't shy away from anything and finds herself at home in everything from classy couples-based flicks to cringe-inducing Nacho Vidal fuck gauntlents. She's a terribly versatile young lady who knows her way all around a cock, and people can't seem to get enough of it.

BEST Male NEWCOMER

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Xander Corvus

It's pretty easy to understand why Xander Corvus won this award in such an immense landslide. It's not because he's handsome (Random women outside our office rated him somewhere between Johnny Depp and Colin Farrell in terms of cuteness), it's not because he's a decent actor (Axel Braun doesn't work with no-talent fucktards) and it's not even because he's really good at boning chicks. It's quite simply because people have heard of him. We couldn't pick the other four dudes out of a lineup, and we work in porn all day long, every day. Hell, that Ritchie guy doesn't even have a last name. You can''t even fucking google him! Of course Xander Corvus won! Duh!

BEST DIRECTOR

Bobbi Starr

Bobbi Starr

Sure, there's a shit-ton of great directors making porn these days. The TLA RAW Award nominees were all incredibly deserving folks who do a damn good job of capturing the essence of fuckmaking in brilliant cinematic ways. But damn... Bobbi had one fucking hell of a year. As Evil Angel's newest director, Bobbi attacked the porn world with fierce vigor, leaving the TLA staff to repeatedly gasp (and yeah, sometimes gag) in awe of whatever crazy (and yeah, sometimes disgusting) shit Bobbi was attempting next. Gaping asses, female POV, gangbangs, even a non-boring masturbation movie... Bobbi Starr put her goddamned balls to the wall with her work this year, and we're glad to have been here to witness it. And yes, we know that she doesn't actually have "balls", though we're confident that if she did, she'd be electrocuting them on camera or something equally as fucking insane.

VOD STUDIO OF THE YEAR

Elegant Angel

Elegant Angel

There's really only one studio that left our VOD viewers (and staff) on the edge of our seats, waiting to see what the next blockbuster release was. Naturally, seeing the votes resoundingly go to Elegant Angel was no surprise. Virtually every release plopped onto our VOD site by this powerhouse of smut found it's way into the top ten (and usually #1 within a matter of days). Whether it was a star-studded gangbang, a ass-porkin' workout session or that seriously gross Massive Facials movie, our VOD customers ate it up and asked for more.

VOD MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Asa Akira is Insatiable 2

Asa Akira is Insatiable 2

First of all, have you watched this movie? You should. It's on VOD now (obviously). If you've seen it, it's pretty obvious that very little could ever compare with a movie like this, much less defeat it. Asa Akira took her already batshit-nuts enthusiasm for dick and kicked it to the next level in this movie, taking multiple cocks (and sometimes hands) in every hole on her body (except nostrils, we suppose, though some cum probably got sprayed in there at some point). Honestly, her scene with Nacho Vidal is among the most terrifyingly hot sex scenes we've ever witnessed. We're still having sexual nightmares about it, months later.

BEST SEX TOY

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Asa Akira Fleshlight

Any idiot knows that Fleshlights are without a doubt, the most popular sex toys known to man. There's really no item in the world that comes as close to replicating the look and feel of an actual vagina as the Fleshlight, and when you base the design on the vulva of a much-beloved fuckbunny like Asa Akira, you've got yourself a freaking winner. The Asa Akira Fleshlight is something that every man in the world should wrap around his dick at least once.

BEST TWITTER/TUMBLR

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Kristina Rose

To be brutally honest, we're sort of disappointed that Rick Santorum didn't win this award. He's got to win something, for the Lord Almighty's sake! But hey, if a porn star's got to win this award, we're glad that it's Kristina. With her pension for tweeting photos of her own nude body, her recent enema adventures or certain not-quite-legal herbs, we've come to look forward to her updates day in and day out. Especially when they erupt into all out beefs with other beloved porn stars like Jessica Drake, because, hey, who doesn't love watching a good beef? If there's any justice in the world, Kristina will DM at least ten photos of her vagina when she find out she won this award (we're @TLARaw. Hint, hint).

BEST FREAKOUT

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Misti Dawn

So, yeah. Misti Dawn seems to have lost a lot of friends this year. It all seemed to come to a head when Misti went on a very, very public rampage claiming that Joanna Angel and James Deen had hacked her twitter account in an effort to blackball her from the porn industry. Honestly, as if they don't have anything better to do (Joanna spends every last second of her free time getting new tattoos and James spends his teaching teenagers about sex). In addition to that whole scenario, there's been widespread talk of Misti holding her boyfriend-then-husband Michael Vegas' career hostage unless she was cast in every movie he found himself landing a role in. Public outcries over being left out of the Spider-Man and Star Wars flicks, twitter rants, and a seemingly endless (and sort of obnoxious) obnoxious claim of being the "nerdiest" girl in porn have seemingly resulted in a veritable shit-ton of alienation. A damn shame.

Details of the TLA Raw Awards

  • Nominees were selected by our staff of well-educated adult product retailers.
  • All nominees will be notified via email.
  • Award winners will be announced April 15th.
  • Voting is open to everyone. There is no limit on the number of votes you may cast.
  • Losers can petition for a recount by contacting TLARAW.com via communication. Results may vary.
  • Categories are subject to change annually based on no pre-defined set of criteria.

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